Easter Elephants c. 1937

(Source: vintagegal)

foxnewsofficial:

i just told a really loud bird to fuck off but i felt too bad and apologized

“I write your name on each one of my cigarettes, hoping you’ll burn up in smoke just like the tobacco and nicotine. I thought eventually you’d turn to ashes and disappear—but then I realized that you’ve been in my lungs this whole time. With each drag I took from the cigarette, I was taking you in as well. Now look at me, I’m addicted to the way your name tastes and how each letter fills my lungs.”

- (via mindlesskids)

Anonymous asked:

I'm gonna lose my virginity to my boyfriend soon. (I'm a girl) Any ideas on how to make it really good for me and him?

bootyscientist:

iight bet so set the scene right

get home before he do and turn all the lights off but have some candles burnin (make sure they smell good too, don’t be burnin no bacon scented candles or some dumb shit like that) and then wear juss ya bra nd panties

soon as he walk thru the door, walk up to him nd be like “dey got the new playoff roster update for 2k u trine get smacked nigga” nd already hav the console runnin. play him in 2k but let him win. play wit the Bucks or some shit. once he up like 15, juss start suckin his thang nd the game over nd dis when the sex begin

pop-dat-pussy-for-a-goon:

Fuck you doing B
you on tumblr?
Nigga I got 12 degrees
I’m a fuckin Human supercomputer
and you on fuckin tumblr
Get off tumblr and fucks with Everest
Do something with ya fuckin life
Make the fuckin call!

pop-dat-pussy-for-a-goon:

Fuck you doing B

you on tumblr?

Nigga I got 12 degrees

I’m a fuckin Human supercomputer

and you on fuckin tumblr

Get off tumblr and fucks with Everest

Do something with ya fuckin life

Make the fuckin call!

nurmengardx:

nerdjpg:

northgang:

…the future of pizza (X)

none pizza left beef

trashboat:

trashboat:

what has 2 arms but never hugs me?

my dad

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